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violently shaking my laptop and yelling "GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND HAVE A THREESOME" at a comic from the 80s
The problem with retcon establishing Johnny as "NASA's youngest astronaut" (ugh) is that it undermines decades of Johnny characterization where he doesn't know who he is without his powers. If this was true, he would know, because he'd have this HUGE accomplishment.
Other Doom ships are fine but have they been his personal obsession for decades? Does he yell their last name dramatically? Does he have a nemesis portrait of them? Does he co-parent their daughter? No. DoomReed is where it's at.