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#MayThe4th is almost over, but that doesn’t mean you can’t stop playing with my green “lightsaber”. You might be saying you have a bad feeling about this, but I’ll make you feel good, don’t worry. (🎨: @Gabygbb11)
So have you ever impaled yourself on a giant green veiny cock before? Do you want to, because if so I totally know a guy that can help you out with that. (🎨: @craygallery, he does any incredible job with all his art)
KNOCK KNOCK BLONDIE!!! I’m knocking at your hairy backdoor and want to cum inside, LET ME IN! Oh come on, you act like you don’t like it, but you do.(🎨: @Gabygbb11 )
I just want to fuck you until you scream with pleasure and cum all over yourself. Hulk smash that ass! (🎨 MachoJuice)
@LewdCaptainARP Ok @bigorangething and @LewdCaptainARP, what if I tried the Mohawk style? Huh huh you get the hair yet I still get a badass hair style. I even got temporary tattoos to go with it too
@bigorangething Don’t joke about that. Apparently adding radioactive gamma jizz into an already radioactive body with spider powers doesn’t end well. I’ve now been told both by Spidey and Banner that I have to wear a special lead based condom when wanting to fuck the webbing out of Spidey.
I hope you are ready for an INCREDIBLE night….fun fact: Banner and I haven’t cum in a week so expect gallons of gamma cream filling tonight.