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Awww,some nerd found one of @bigorangething rocks. Ben, do you shed rocks or something like that? Oh wait, that’s right, it must have broken off after I whooped your ass in a foreplay fight. Might have to find this cutie & have a threesome with two Things. (S/O to @LyZbie)
@undercovermal Pssst Sky, it’s Hulk. Don’t listen to puny Banner, I’ve seen the sexy metal man and that short hairy guy with those cool claws from the X-People do something called the Quickball Spectacular or something like that. If they can do it, why can’t we! Get ready for takeoff puppy!
Good, my Facebook is back up now. I swear if that ever happened to Pornhub, I’d be VERY angry. We aren’t talking controlled anger, we are talking pure, sexual rage!
I was tanning on the roof today when a weird container whizzed in from space. The thing played a video saying I had a choice between four power rings based on emotions: Green:Willpower, Red:Rage, Yellow:Fear, Black:Death. I really wanted Red, but I think I’m sticking with Green!
I was REALLY horny after team training today so I spotted little arrow man walking in the hall. Decided he was perfect to help me out & gave him a little gift to help his human body. Damn I do some good work, unfortunately it won’t last long for him.🎨 credit: @greggrth
Hulk decided to have an orgy last night & changed back into me so I had to cleanup & deal with the awkwardness. Wait hold on, the guys are waking up &.. great they’re changing. Damn it Hulk, we talked about making people swallow! Great, excuse me, I need to “take care of this”.
Green looks good on her. Hope her hole can handle me and recover, but there is nothing like a tight hole getting stretched and wrecked.
Who’s your gamma daddy? Banner doesn’t like people calling him daddy, but I’m different 😙🍆
Oh you thought I was already fast, think again. Oh and if you joke about cumming super fast before you get off, you won’t even see my green fist coming for you
Red and I decided to kidnap @theblueabomb into the jungle of Costa Rica and fully initiate him as a Hulk as only we know how to……A Gamma Threesome.