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Samatoki is one minute away from you!
Samatoki has been revealed as a new member of Buster Bros!!!
Sasara forced Kuko to do a TikTok dance with them!
Imagine owning a Otome Plush!
There has been a new element on the periodic table named after Jyushi!
Doppo is nonbinary, because I said so!
Rei doesn't pay their taxes
Jyuto doesn't know what the Spanish word for tortilla is!
Rosho is currently eating Black Matter Octopus Inferno!
Sasara has started a Hot Dog Stand !