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Doppo has gone Missing!
Rosho has been murmuring advanced multivariate calculus equations in their sleep.
Sasara is going fishing!
Samatoki is one minute away from you!
Samatoki has been revealed as a new member of Buster Bros!!!
Sasara forced Kuko to do a TikTok dance with them!
Imagine owning a Otome Plush!
There has been a new element on the periodic table named after Jyushi!
Doppo is nonbinary, because I said so!
Rei doesn't pay their taxes