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What's that crawling out of your monitor looking for lunch? It's an elf.
I've been making a lot of cookies lately! A lot of cookies... so many, in fact, I couldn't even wait for the last batch to finish baking and just ate the whole oven???? It seemed reasonable!!
A gift from @dwps_nsfw!!! bless this phenomenal depiction of intense eating, thank you
Happy #HyperAssApril, everybody. Remember to expand irresponsibly
New! From XPANSE Gaming Accessories comes the XPANSE GAMING COFFEE PUMP "X-CAFÉ"! Connect your X-CAFÉ system to your home's water supply, fill the grind reservoir, and never return to the coffee machine again! One full tank will supply a MONTH of coffee to the average consumer!
You ever accidentally stumble across a mysterious treasure chest in the basement and come up with a *really* bad idea?