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UP ON THE MESA!
LIVE THE REAL C.O.W. BOYS
STANDING UP FOR LAW & ORDER
AND LIVING BY THE CODE OF THE WEST!
CLEANING UP
THE TERRITORY
KEEPING EVIL
ON ITS TOES
TAKES A DIFFERENT BREED OF THE HEROES
UP ON THE MESA!
LIVE THE REAL C.O.W. BOYS
And they're sunset riders I reckon.
I have an earworm for the damn theme song already.
COME AND RAISE THE MESA TO THE WESTERN SKIES
WITH THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CATTLE CRIES
A CHOSEN FEW
WOULD SEE THE LIGHT
AND FIGHT WRONG WITH RIGHT!
UP ON MESA!
HIGH ABOVE THE CLOUDS!
THERE'S A WORLD APART
FROM ALL THE REST!
I'm feeling peckish for some arcade fun.
So, come with me and grace the western sky with the sound of a thousand cattle cry.
Vince McMahon is coming out. Holy shit he has some puffy-ass cheeks.
There's a LOT of fans there. Spreadmania.
I chose Stone Cold. I'm fighting Big Bossman, who can apparently deliver a flying elbow no matter where you are in the ring.
WWF Raw. This time, most of the previous roster returns.
This becomes the first WWF game to allow you to play as a woman. Luna Vachon. I honestly didn't know she'd passed away. That's so sad.
The roster is almost entirely overhauled, with only Undertaker, Randy Savage, and Ted Dibiase returning from the last game.
Nine new wrestlers join them: Mr. Perfect, Yokozuna, Shawn Michaels, Lex Luthor (The Narcissist?), Bret Hart, Tatanka, Crush, Razor Ramon, and Ric Flair.
I thought I was doing good, but then the Ultimate Warrior tagged in and about 30 seconds later I was done.
I saw the Ultimate Warrior beat Triple H in person. The crowd was gaga for the guy. Then he was gone just a little bit later.
From the level that brought you the Fanged Feces comes..
Giant Cock Boss w/ Prince Albert Piercing.
#IWillNoLongerApologizeFor my slurs against Smurfs. I don't care if they don't like being called Blue Veiners or not. They're just not natural and we should exterminate them all!