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This is the #IGCvArcade thread for the Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa!
I'm feeling peckish for some arcade fun.
So, come with me and grace the western sky with the sound of a thousand cattle cry.
Vince McMahon is coming out. Holy shit he has some puffy-ass cheeks.
There's a LOT of fans there. Spreadmania.
I chose Stone Cold. I'm fighting Big Bossman, who can apparently deliver a flying elbow no matter where you are in the ring.
WWF Raw. This time, most of the previous roster returns.
This becomes the first WWF game to allow you to play as a woman. Luna Vachon. I honestly didn't know she'd passed away. That's so sad.
The roster is almost entirely overhauled, with only Undertaker, Randy Savage, and Ted Dibiase returning from the last game.
Nine new wrestlers join them: Mr. Perfect, Yokozuna, Shawn Michaels, Lex Luthor (The Narcissist?), Bret Hart, Tatanka, Crush, Razor Ramon, and Ric Flair.
I thought I was doing good, but then the Ultimate Warrior tagged in and about 30 seconds later I was done.
I saw the Ultimate Warrior beat Triple H in person. The crowd was gaga for the guy. Then he was gone just a little bit later.
I literally used no finesse at all. I just spammed the attack. At some point it spit out an extra life, which is nice because I lost a life.
Such a shame. The idiot in me was hoping after the first boss that at least with the bosses they wouldn't be phoning it in. Nope.
From the level that brought you the Fanged Feces comes..
Giant Cock Boss w/ Prince Albert Piercing.
Congratulations Altered Beast: Guardian of the Realms, you aren't the worst sequel to a bad game ever, because at least I nodded and said "okay, that's not a horrible idea."
Even if the werewolf does look exactly like Scrat from Ice Age.