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WWF Raw. This time, most of the previous roster returns.
This becomes the first WWF game to allow you to play as a woman. Luna Vachon. I honestly didn't know she'd passed away. That's so sad.
The roster is almost entirely overhauled, with only Undertaker, Randy Savage, and Ted Dibiase returning from the last game.
Nine new wrestlers join them: Mr. Perfect, Yokozuna, Shawn Michaels, Lex Luthor (The Narcissist?), Bret Hart, Tatanka, Crush, Razor Ramon, and Ric Flair.
I thought I was doing good, but then the Ultimate Warrior tagged in and about 30 seconds later I was done.
I saw the Ultimate Warrior beat Triple H in person. The crowd was gaga for the guy. Then he was gone just a little bit later.
I literally used no finesse at all. I just spammed the attack. At some point it spit out an extra life, which is nice because I lost a life.
Such a shame. The idiot in me was hoping after the first boss that at least with the bosses they wouldn't be phoning it in. Nope.
From the level that brought you the Fanged Feces comes..
Giant Cock Boss w/ Prince Albert Piercing.
Congratulations Altered Beast: Guardian of the Realms, you aren't the worst sequel to a bad game ever, because at least I nodded and said "okay, that's not a horrible idea."
Even if the werewolf does look exactly like Scrat from Ice Age.
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That is the most pathetic excuse for a werewolf I've ever seen.
I mean holy shit. That is the final photo if the werewolf from the original Altered Beast took part in a Faces of Meth campaign.
#IWillNoLongerApologizeFor my slurs against Smurfs. I don't care if they don't like being called Blue Veiners or not. They're just not natural and we should exterminate them all!
You can switch which magic you're using in the pause menu. Interesting.
First boss was a cinch. First LEVEL was a cinch. Honestly, this is one of those ports where you feel sorry for owners of it.
Oh my god. "Hey look, another treasure chest that opened another door!"
(goes inside)
BOSS FIGHT!
They had to put the boss fights in treasure chests.
All credit for the boss looking good though.