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Digestro!
Granted with a powerful cybernetic stomach, this hero is able to digest anything with the help of his high powered phager-pistol! Unfortunately there's only so much room in there and he's currently dealing with a meteor that almost struck his planet! #characterdesign
The Ladleler!
After becoming the worst cook in all the lands, he weaponized his caustic sauces and became The Ladleler! Wielding dual war-ladles, and serving out substantially sickening stews, nothing with basic taste buds dare cross him and his cauldron! #characterdesign
Outboard!
The horribly haunted boat motor that thirsts for human blood! Wielded by its most recent victim, Outboard brings its blasphemous blades brutally down onto the necks of any of those foolish enough to walk the docks during the witching hour! #characterdesign #horrorart
The Refalconer!
After coming into possession of the falcon-hook amulet, this once regular falconer became the only falconer existing! Falcons stopped listening to anyone else because of the magic necklace, giving him the power to falc' without limits! #characterdesign #falcon
Flockmaster!
The twisted demon sheep of doom were tangled together with the dark power of the golden crook! Now they can corrupt and control all that is sheep, and bring forth a terrible and evil hunger in everything fleeced that they despoil! #characterdesign #sheep #demon
The First Man Back!
After installing a nuclear heart he was the first human ever brought back from death! But what did he see there? He's now a gibbering creature with a radioactive sword, screaming constantly in a language no one knows! Some kind of warning? #characterdesign
The Baron of Brimstone!
The massive monster of the sulfur monopoly in hell is the Baron of Brimstone! After the crash of the soul-market, this cunning creature swooped in and claimed all brimstone production with his fearsome financial fortitude! #characterdesign #demon
Uri Boros!
The one-man ophidian cult! Brandishing the dagger of the twined serpent, everyone who falls under this blade becomes an enslaved snake that bolsters his writhing body! Boros has to keep all the snakes close, or risk losing his control over them! #characterdesign #snake
Rear Deflector Shield Power Source!
Cosmic rays zapped the energy crystals in a star ship, making one of the gems gain a mind of its own! It chose to keep its given name, and after cobbling together a crude body from parts in the cargo bay, took over the ship! #characterdesign
The Infernal Inventory!
An absolutely abhorrent account of every demonic doodad in hell! Requiring some truly blasphemous bifocals to behold, anyone hearing just a few lines from this forsaken text is disintegrated into dust after having their brain blown apart! #characterdesign