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Screwbody!
Emerging from the shadows with a wail of a drill bit, it's that electric-powered evil Screwbody! Stalking through abandoned factories and unfinished construction, this avatar of the incomplete manifests to take apart any trespassers! We're screwed! #characterdesign
The Demon who Dines!
Fearsome flapping is heard as people are drenched in hellish barbecue sauce only to be feasted upon by the Demon who Dines! Capable of seasoning victims to perfection, the Demon makes meals out of everyone in his way with a gluttonous howl! #characterdesign
Potion of Heroism!
Someone got a little too carried away when crafting this thirst quenching quaffable! Made so strong that it gained a sentience and couldn't stand by, waiting to be swigged! After casting a spell of bodily construct, the brave bottle set off! #characterdesign
Marianne Maulbody!
Heiress to a throne who had her body brutally stolen by a witch-for-hire employed by her awful cousin! Luckily Marianne had a few friends in the dark arts so she had her head magicked onto an orc body to go forth and take back what is hers! #characterdesign
Phil the Gill!
It's Phillip Gillman, public relations and ambassador of those heroic horrors, The Neckbolts! Chain-smoking has absolutely ruined his swimming abilities and his public appreciation of girly magazines has become a discourteous obsession! #characterdesign #neckbolts
Crankson!
Terrifying the battlefield with the power of torsion and a taught sword arm is Crankson the Cranked Combat Golem! Sure it takes weeks of cranking to get a few solid minutes of mayhem out of this wound up warrior but the results are spectacular! #characterdesign
De-Orbiter!
Hailing from the rougher parts of the galaxy, this moon-headed mauler is a notoriously dangerous planetary assassin! Armed with supernova rounds and a cataclysm rifle, he can take out whole worlds with the pull of a trigger if the price is right! #characterdesign
Die-Fi!
A sadistically evil signal splitting through time and space and manifesting inside a manufactured brain! Die-Fi can use their robotic body and awful antennae to annihilate targets with hate-waves and even levitate and hurl dangerous rocks at evil speeds! #characterdesign
Torpedo Heart!
After an occult accident drove this doomed diver down into the depths, he emerged as Torpedo Heart, The Sinking Soul! No one is sure what happened at the blasphemous bottom of those waters, but it gave him a twisted sense of justice to dispatch! #characterdesign
Elder Wing!
Aliens attack and our only hope is to combine our brutal and ancient occult into our military force to fight back! Our best pilots sacrifice themselves by interlocking with ghoulish body horror to control winged grotesques that slash the skies! #characterdesign