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“You’re on the Nice List. I just think we need a strategic pause.”
UPDATE: I have lost my job at the Vatican designing prayer candles for being, and I quote, “Not on-message.”
Have I gone too far? Or should I order prayer candles?
Haven’t really looked at The Oatmeal in a while, but damn this is dead-on.
“The only reason conservatives refused to get vaccinated is because liberals were so mean about it.”
Quick sampling of the kind of work “Zyklon Ben” Garrison was producing before he was banned from Twitter. I don’t know if I’m more horrified by the incredibly racist Chinese donkey or the bloodthirsty tree of liberty.