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"You cannot save them, Sponge of Mystery! They are trapped by my awesome surface tension!"
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"Kris I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That Is That Bad? It's Okay You Do Not Have To Answer You Would Be Wrong"
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"greetings worthless viewers. it is with unbridled excitement that i come to you to announce my thrilling television debut."
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"You're mine. If you kill me, you are still mine!"
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"The ultimate golf, where both of our lives are on the line!
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"Ah... There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in yer face."
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"May our enemies never be as happy as we are at this moment."
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"Why don't we have any beautiful dreams?"
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"They're all mistakes, children. Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one."
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"I can't remember what your name was, but that's all right." #villainsmonth