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You were so convinced that the “Must remain a bear for the duration of employment” requirement on the application was some kind of joke that you didn’t even notice you’ve been slowly busting out of your suit the whole interview process.
Oh well, at least you got the job…
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Yeah, I woke up feeling achy and awful, don’t think I can come in to the office today. Got some weird symptoms, do you know if rapid weight gain and hair growth are a COVID thing? Maybe it’s a new variant…
Am I going to do a self indulgent one of these every time a new Pokémon game comes out? Yeah, probably…
Gotta stop going to mysterious pop-up craft breweries that name their beers after animal puns, they like to put a little extra something in there for authenticity
Wasn’t sure what to draw today, so here’s a cute lion guy offering you a burrito