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What the hell are you looking at? Call me cute and I’ll knock your teeth out.
…okay, fine, just one hug. But hands off the tail, that shit hurts when you pull it.
P-pink!? What the hell’s going on? W-why am I so bloated? What kind essence was… w-what kind of d-dragon did that old hag get that it from?
Heh, if this draconic essence does what it’s supposed to, there’s no way those bastards’ll ever disrespect me like that again. This’ll teach ‘em not to mess with me!
“Jojo you fool, you’ve fallen into my trap. My Stand, 「Gummibär」gives me the ability to transform you into any animal you’ve seen in the last six hours. That quokka I strategically placed in your room this morning shall be your doom!”
Even if you don’t mind the extra fur or pudge from the visiting bear spirit, make sure it leaves in a timely fashion. If it gets too comfortable you might end up more ursine than you can bear