𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 𝓕𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓮さんのイラストまとめ

The dry years had been hard on 𝗦𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻, relocated to a station on the dune planet Aridus. He felt held back by the pain of his cracked anus and missed the snow and steamy hot springs of his home planet. Worse, the suppository made his spit thick.#hedztales

𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 was not just the demon that he appeared to be on the outside. He was the water of the reflective pools, and the cold stone that contained them. He was the misty vapor that rose from the pools when the dawnlight warmed the stone.#hedztales

Down the twisting hallways of Saurian Keep, 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝗟𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 toiled in his chaotic laboratory. One night, under moon-glow and candlelight, he discovered that the melted eyeballs of snails actually made a decent eye cream that minimizes dark circles. #hedztales

𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱𝘆-𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗘𝗹𝗳 lives with a small band in the isolated meadowlands. He employs a giant eagle to guard his lair, and is a high level magic user. He was once called a faerie, a moment that lead him down the magic path. He hopes to become a wizard someday. #hedztales

𝗢𝘄𝗹𝘆 the owl, he loved that mud so much,
He'd fly down every day, and take a little touch.
His wings would be caked in the muck and the squirt,
But he loved it so much, down in that wet dirt.
#hedztales

𝗠𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗹𝗲 spends hours a day meticulously cleaning the crevices of his biceps and oiling his forehead for a smooth finish. His dedication to self-care is highly commended and appreciated by his mutant brethren. He can open a beer with his neck. #hedztales

𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿, jet-lagged in an unfamiliar city, was hot-stepping swiftly through the dark hours of the metropolis. At the end of an alley was a staircase to a rooftop. Alas! Found the perfect bathroom: an old satellite dish. He sprayed cat diarrhea all over it.#hedztales

𝗙𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗺

Through his nibbling and chomping
He soon made a hole
For a desperate chance at freedom
He’d pay any cost in soul

From the nostril of the rodent
Our hero began to climb
Escaping through the eye socket
With a remarkable amount of time
#hedztales

𝗭𝗶𝗽, barback at the Starkraft Brewhouse of orbital ring X-14, never shies away from a challenge- from mopping up the oral eviction of the gastrointestinal contents of a zerganon zegladoid to rehydrating the dry cavity of a primordial mozork, 𝗭𝗶𝗽 is ready 2 rock! #hedztales

𝗚𝗿𝗲𝘆 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗯 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 managed to consume the entire biomass of Zebulon 3. He won. Now his fat ass just orbits the green dwarf star feeling like a fat guy that just chugged an entire blender of smoothie. He is the only known satisfied creature in the galaxy. #hedztales