Melissa Badmanさんのイラストまとめ

@Pink was INCREDIBLE. I cannot believe she was hovering above my head. 😭 I turned 31 but I felt 13! What a birthday 🎂💗🤘🏻

Hi @NastyGal @NastyGalHelp can you please explain why it looks like someone has already had a night out in the dress you delivered to me today??? It’s filthy, stained, scrunched to hell and the buttons are all loose. Whoever wore it out had one hell of a night!

This will forever remind me of being dressed like a dick at work and having @redjumpsuit come in after their gig in Orange box in Yeovil 2011! Lol @Jadeus14 do you remember?!?!

I still can’t get over how good Saturday was. @LTAmusic
So Bittersweet

‘From now on’ is my FAVE musical scene EVER! I get so involved.

Just got my boobs out so dan would go get the ice cream.

who’s more excited about this moment? 😬....🙋🏻‍♀️ @bradleywalden

Some guy on @MTVCatfishUK just said (along the lines of)

‘I’m used to getting sleazy messages so his one liner was really sweet and genuine’
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‘Are you spaghetti, because I want you to meAt my balls’

Some girls nails are so long they look like salad fingers. How’s that spoon doin gurl? #vom #howdoyouwipeyourbutt

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