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When visiting your human, immediately show who is in charge by stealing his sofa space
Do you have to wear that to stop yourself licking your genitals?
#WearAMask
Do you have to wear that to stop yourself licking your genitals?
#WearAMask
I did try to tell you that self-isolating here was a bit extreme
Humans ban dogs from the beach so that they have more room to keep their litter.
As far as we know the Earth is the only planet in the universe to support intelligent life ... and Humans
A squirrel is a tennis ball that does not require a human to throw it.
All I’m saying is could you just eat the bills and leave me the cheques?
Wake up! I need you to get dressed and take me out for a poo
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Why can't you be a cat?