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One of the more popular things I get Mike to do is to draw portraits of Dogs and their Humans - they make a lovely gift when they’re printed on canvas.
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Humans do not understand how difficult it is to sniff out the perfect invisible toilet
Sadly, it is a myth that Dogs can smell cancer on your breath, we can, however, smell a sneakily scoffed bacon sandwich
“Well, we do drink from his toilet, so it’s only fair that he eats in ours”
Yes, I would jump in your grave as quickly, as long as you’ve warmed it up first!
It is perfectly safe to let your Human put his head out of the window, especially when you consider the risk he is taking by letting you drive