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While your Human is out, collect as much of his stuff as you can find and try to make a replacement
Another celeb, another doggy story
@AlanCarr @chattyman
#MikeAndScrabble
It is often a good idea to remind your Human that despite the unconditional love thing you could also eat him
After a few hours of playing “Where did you bury my f***!ng keys?” your Human will grow tired and start to cry
Bruce has no concept of how to "get a room!"
#Mike&Scrabble
#Jackshund
It doesn’t matter how many Facebook ‘friends’
your Human has, you are still his BEST friend
#mikeandscrabble
Unlike dogs, Humans don’t know how to live in the moment
#MikeAndScrabble
#happiness
Even Scrabble despairs with Humans sometimes ...
#Brexit #dogs #DogsAgainstBrexit
Some Humans are better examples of the breed ...
Happy Birthday @camdicks
How to tell when your Human wants you to squeeze on to the sofa with him
#MikeandScrabble