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Buy a Mike&Scrabble calendar for Christmas and I’ll get Mike to put his clothes back on!
https://t.co/SYnipQSP5Y
There is nothing sad about dressing up as each other for #Halloween nothing sad at all
Your problem is that you’ve anthropomorphised him Scrabble, essentially Humans are just eating and sleeping machines
If your Human only takes you as far as the nearest tree, it’s a safe bet it won’t be a long walk today
Despite what your Human thinks, the best way to watch TV is through a dog’s head
“When I said it’s time to get some stocking fillers I meant that we should make a calendar!”
Available here: https://t.co/8GjN2aBclL