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misery able's chronic misfortune seems to follow them everywhere they go, and they're very jaded and cynical about their comical level of bad luck. still, they haven't completely given up - they aspire towards being a forensic pathologist someday. their studies are going alright
this one's A Horse! safety hazard is a cranky-ass tour guide at the weather factory, who is constantly fielding questions about the urban legends of the rainbow factory. which is NOT REAL, because he would KNOW ABOUT IT if it WAS real, which it's NOT!
he's funny!
Wolfgang heard 'be gay do crimes' once and made it his entire life philosophy. he is In Charge of his gang which he runs with iron claws but also legit cares about them. Wants to redirect their fear and anger to slightly more productive things, like ruining rich people's days!
soup goyaki, being tama's son, is a weird little dude! he has a very developed palate for his age. the only food he DOESN'T like is chicken nuggets and anything too spicy, on account of being three and his mom isn't rushing to raise his spice tolerance. he's also super chill!
tama goyaki is everyone's mom. she takes care of local delinquents and anyone who needs food gets it. she invented extradimensional storage technology, but only within her cart. her fursona is a capybara. her vibes are almost obscenely chill at all times. i love this woman
bubblegum goop! but just goop is fine. goop habitually mimicks the people they're talking to, or amalgamates features from everyone in a group discussion. their blue patches and skin tone are consistent, but they're the very picture of imitation as the sincerest form of flattery!
zoey zephyr the zubat! she's in the poison band ToxRox as the lead vocalist, because her range and volume control are top tier. she's brash and a little rude, but very fun. also kinda dumb. she's annoying at times, but if she doesn't get on your nerves she's great to be around
this doubles as me actually posting em now. rahab is the lord of envy and one of the seven kings of sin! wants everything all the others have, and is never truly satisfied or satiated for long - they're also the second-shortest of the seven kings, and is easily bullyable about it
happy birthday seijin! transparent Doin' It To Em, if you ever want to put him somewhere to make any situation 420% Worse
dominique weaver is a Funny Spider who has 6 limbs because i didnt quite feel like accommodating for 8 but don't worry about it. she's a bitch and i like her SO much. she's hot and smart and dangerous and i think all of these traits put together make her really great