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KAGERU URAHARA IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE SCAMMED MY FUCKING WIFE
nobody knows how he keeps getting away with it. he oozes slime but is also very good at getting people to trust him. He's Playing The Long Con. thinks his sister should do more crime (3rd img @/SlorpNoodle)
rose d'eaumiel! gay ass chuuni classically trained in the arts of swashbuckling and Talking Like a Pirate. is really, really good at being a captain. loved by her entire crew. brings chouko from port to port pursuing cool moths. they are in love your honour
an avid researcher of moths and butterflies, chouko is the Elegant Goth Friend everyone wishes they knew. she is cooler than everyone around her. keeps a butterfly knife on hand at all times for the aesthetic and also bc she could kill you
justiiiiiin he's my funny lawyer man. anxious as all fuck but knows how it feels when it seems like the whole world is against you, and wants to give everyone a fighting chance against it. an Ace Attorney. Gets bullied by a nine year old. There's magic in that briefcase, somehow
sylvain tepes! a vampire whose family was killed by a vampire hunter, but good riddance! it was a political assassination and she never wanted to do politics anyways. she is now good friends with the hunter in question. WILL leverage "you literally killed my family" if funny tho
The Eternal Mail Carrier, Snail Mail (no last name)
they are the mail. they will deliver the mail. they are Unstoppable and will succeed in delivering anything, anywhere, on foot. they can and have made deliveries to antarctic research bases in the middle of winter. in shorts
ruby! she's TOTALLY a tsundere file cleaning/organizing program and not out to completely fuck your shit up. designed and programmed by rosie for fun. DOES have android bodies she can hop into, and most frequently does so at athena's lab. again. a lot of these freaks know athena
i don't actually talk about cupid that much! former jaded prick who just pulled names out of a hat to set people up on dates because blind love makes people stupid realized they were part of the problem. now they're still a snarky asshole but they actually do care <3
carlisle corvidae is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER he does medicine. sometimes. mostly he wants to turn people partially into animals. he WAS fully human at one point. he did all that to himself. if you want to become part animal he'll do it for free, for science. also he's 7'2"