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You could be hanged to death if found to have stolen from a shipwreck in Victorian time in the UK.
Ancient Romans celebrated "Saturnalia", a festival in which slaves and their masters would exchange roles.
Historians believe, King Alfred was probably the best king to serve Britain. He created a navy, established law, stable economy & education.
Since 1945 all British tanks have been equipped with tea making facilities.
Due to the build-up of gases in his stomach, the obese William the Conqueror exploded at his funeral, covering the monks of Caen Abbey in his rotten guts.
It is believed, soldiers fought the Battle of Agincourt with no pants. Because of an epidemic of pooping.
In 1982, when Argentinian Navy invaded Falklands Islands, the Falkland Island Defence Force told London "we have lots of new friends".
The 6th US President, John Quincy Adams was sworn into Office by placing his hand on a law book rather than the Bible.
When Pirates released Julius Caesar after taking a ransom, he returned and crucified the pirates.
The Union Jack is called the Union Jack only when on a ship. Otherwise, it is the Union Flag.