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Since 1945 all British tanks have been equipped with tea making facilities.
Due to the build-up of gases in his stomach, the obese William the Conqueror exploded at his funeral, covering the monks of Caen Abbey in his rotten guts.
In 1982, when Argentinian Navy invaded Falklands Islands, the Falkland Island Defence Force told London "we have lots of new friends".
The 6th US President, John Quincy Adams was sworn into Office by placing his hand on a law book rather than the Bible.
In ancient Rome, a father was legally allowed to kill anyone in his family.
In ancient Rome, a father was legally allowed to kill anyone in his family.
When Pirates released Julius Caesar after taking a ransom, he returned and crucified the pirates.
Theodore Roosevelt's grandson, Kermit. R was the head of the CIA covert operation to reinstall the Shah of Iran.
The Union Jack is called the Union Jack only when on a ship. Otherwise, it is the Union Flag.