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Here's an old comic that can leap tall bullets in a single bound! Faster than a speeding building!
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Ninja gets rear ended in today's comic! Get out your insurance info!
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I was talking to a friend about aliens in comics today so I figured this was an appropriate old comic.
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Today's new comic is coming up fast! Someone hold my hair!
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If only it were that easy...those are all 3rd editions. This course requires edition 3.2.01
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I created a whole new palindromic alphabet for today's comic because I have a serious condition modern psychologists have yet to fully understand!
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Patreon members get exclusive access to the Automochron cypher!
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I just finished tomorrow's comic! Now I'm off to go see The Shape of Water with my wonderful wife. I'm hoping the movie plays out just like this.
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Today's brand new comic tested positively with audiences who were paid to test it positively!
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