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Making friends is hard. Let Pirate show you how HE does it in today's new comic! ...Kind of explains a lot huh?
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Today's new holiday comic has been drinking too much eggnog! And I begged it not to go!
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The Republic finally shows up in today's newest comic! Don't get too excited though. It's just the statue's name. But hey- lasers!
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Today's new comic is all about justice for the Republic. Surprisingly though it's not political. Go figure.
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Today's comic is straight 🔥🔥🔥 and also pixels.
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Today's new comic has something to say: it's better to burn out than to fade away! Also: AAUGH!! OH GOD WHY?! IT'S SO HOT!!
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Today's new comic is guaranteed scarier than anything that happened on Halloween!
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Today's brand new comic is every parent's worst dream! And every...actually yeah it's just everyone's worst dream!
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Heeeeere it is! Borrrrn to be king! It's the comic of the UUUUUUniverrrrsse!
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Today's new comic knows what the world's all about: watching some good friend say "Let me out!"
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