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udai: ah…… i wonder if a meteor would fall from the sky and hit just me right now
which is probably something frdt has felt in the past while trying to meet a deadline… the gaunt, hunted look on udai’s face as he ignores his ringing phone looks a little too real to be made up
yaku: oh, you..! (laughs) that’s..! that’s the biceps femoris, silly..! (laughs harder)
just realised i skipped yaku..!! who should’ve been with the other muscle enthusiasts!! im so sorry!! but also what an incredibly specific sticker!!!
rice farmer kita: …nature sure is terrifying.
again another sticker im not quite sure when i’d use but kita-san looks great in his work clothes and his white towel tied up all neat and tidy into a little bow
kamasaki: it’s bulgarian today!!
iwaizumi: listen to what your muscles are telling you…
i can literally only think of two ways to use kamasaki’s sticker: 1) when im about to do bulgarian split squats or 2) when im about to eat bulgarian food??? anyway iwachan looks cute
yachi and kiyoko sitting under a tree to rest while kagehina continue racing up the hill is very iconic and needs no explanation. aone sitting upright against the wall while futakuchi sprawls his body over the floor, the chair and a volleyball needs perhaps some explanation
tsukki, hiding behind a shield: that’s called “passing the center line”..!!
tsukki, with his linesman flag waved upwards: ……that’s out of bounds.
gonna be honest i dont really know when i can use these but tsukki calling someone out for a center line violation is pretty funny
sakusa: ……that’s filthy.
kenma: gravity, will you cut it out already..?!
kuroo: …go on then, take it.
kuroo: …take those pickled vegetables.
sakusa absolutely degrading someone, kenma getting mad at gravity, kuroo enabling someone to eat pickles… the holy trinity (???)
asahi, blushing: do you… wanna do planks together?
suga: say that again, but in Bantu this time
suga is so chaotic im not sure if i translated the right language but it might be Bantu or it might be a made up language bc suga. i cant believe he’s next to literal angel asapippi
osamu: you’re good with a large portion, right!!
suna: …
daichi: you’re good with a large portion, right!!
tsukki: …
osamu literally looks so excited to be scooping out rice for his teammates i am beside myself with joy… also sunarin and tsukki’s faces LMAO