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7. PAPER MARIO: THE WORLD OF PAPER MARIO IS HOME TO TWO ACCOMPLISHED CHEFS- THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM'S TAYCE T, AND ROGUEPORT'S SUPER MEAN ZESS T. IT'S LIKE ALTON BROWN AND GORDON RAMSAY IN TERMS OF CONFLICTING PERSONALITIES. BUT THE CAKE THAT THEY CAN BAKE FOR YOU? ICONIQUE
9. TEAM FORTRESS 2: A STRANGE CHOICE, YOU SAY? WRONG. THE SANDVICH IS TAKES TF2'S ICONIC RETRO-SPY VISUAL STYLE AND APPLIES IT TO TASTY, TASTY FOOD. SANDVICH IS ELEGANT, RESTORES 300HP, AND CAN EVEN BE DEPLOYED FOR YOUR TEAMMATES TO PICK UP IF YOU FEEL LIKE SHARING (I DO NOT)
EVERYONE WHO SHIPS UR WoL WITH THE EXARCH, THIS IS THE FACE LYNA MAKES WHEN SHE FINDS OUT UR SLEEPIN WITH HER 300 YEAR OLD CRYSTAL GRANDPA
"Your stance must be wide. You must have grip on the handle that is loose and unstrained. I heard it said you must be tender with your sword grip, as with a lover. This is patently false. A sword is not your lover. It is a hideous tool for separating men from their vital fluids."