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Wakko ripped into Wakko with a blood soaked Chainsaw.
Courage the Cowardly Dog was gibbed by Courage the Cowardly Dog's grenade!
Shadow the Hedgehog telefragged SpongeBob!
Thom Yorke telefragged your mom!
Courage the Cowardly Dog telefragged Jeff Bezos!
Courage the Cowardly Dog ripped a chunk of meat out of Elon Musk with the Ripper.
Wakko was ax-murdered by Crazy Frog.
SpongeBob was vaporized by SpongeBob's Redeemer!!
Your mom was punctured by Peppa Pig.
Peppa Pig was nailed by your mom.