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Wakko ripped into Wakko with a blood soaked Chainsaw.
Courage the Cowardly Dog was gibbed by Courage the Cowardly Dog's grenade!
Shadow the Hedgehog telefragged SpongeBob!
Thom Yorke telefragged your mom!
Courage the Cowardly Dog telefragged Jeff Bezos!
Pim ate 2 loads of GLaDOS's buckshot!
Shadow the Hedgehog was gibbed by Sonic the Hedgehog's grenade!
Pim was ax-murdered by Sonic the Hedgehog.
Courage the Cowardly Dog ripped a chunk of meat out of Elon Musk with the Ripper.
Wakko was ax-murdered by Crazy Frog.