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Jeff Bezos was vaporized by Peter Griffin's Redeemer!!
Doomslayer was gibbed by Wakko's grenade!
Peter Griffin was ax-murdered by Chell.
The Duolingo bird was vaporized by Sonic the Hedgehog's Redeemer!!
Doomslayer was punctured by GLaDOS.
Thom Yorke put a bullet through Wakko's head.
Doomslayer was gibbed by Henry Stickmin's grenade!
Peter Griffin riddled Super Cool Cube full of holes with the Enforcer.
Leet Krew put a bullet through The Duolingo bird's head.
Henry Stickmin telefragged The Duolingo bird!