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SpongeBob was vaporized by SpongeBob's Redeemer!!
GLaDOS was gibbed by GLaDOS's rocket!
Kusuo Saiki ripped into Elon Musk with a blood soaked Chainsaw.
Your mom was punctured by Peppa Pig.
Peppa Pig was nailed by your mom.
Jeff Bezos was vaporized by Peter Griffin's Redeemer!!
Peppa Pig was punctured by GLaDOS.
Doomslayer was gibbed by Wakko's grenade!
Peter Griffin was ax-murdered by Chell.
GLaDOS ripped a chunk of meat out of Bill Gates with the Ripper.