Lancerさんのイラストまとめ

@melvinweinsbot His weight? Ain't my business... 'less he's been pumping iron on the side. I'm sure his students can handle spotting him, but if ya really want to make sure he doesn't sprain something, I like to think I've got reasonable rates.

@kirei_eleison //Oh mood...
There's things I gotta work on for people but I'm just like [pic related] whenever I sit down to actually write

@ArchimedesPosts Tulpamancy, man.

I'm sure there's a ghost Archie floating around these parts.

@ShrekArcher I ain't that into bowmen. Actually, I'd say they're not usually my type at all.

If Archer faded back into the ether, I'd keep moving on.

It'd be pissing on his memory if I went around sucking face with the next red guy who came my way.

@SuzumeSays I was just thinkin' about the time I got stranded on BB's beach resort. Bunch of security guys came up to me and were like, "hey, pal, this is a private beach," but trying the old leaf beard disguise on 'em just pissed 'em off.

Tch. I had some pretty fancy runes for it, too.

@AstolfoSays C'mon, I didn't come here to get made fun of.

*He's muttering a mantra under his breath. I will not go ham. I will not go ham. I will NOT go ham...*

How the hell am I the cutesy one here, ya pink punk?!

@AstolfoSays Hold it. I'm stopping you there. It was just a saucy email, okay? I'm telling ya, this is the Gamecube shit all over again.

@AstolfoSays I'd be lying if I said I was totally vanilla, but that? That ain't it.

@SummerShishou @kirei_eleison ...Harsh crowd.

Click it, cowards.