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@kirei_eleison C'mon, sir, put a little oomph into it...
Like this.
(Don't... don't do it like this.)
@corvidsheir Shrimp? Have I got a deal for-
Wait, you ain't buying? The shrimp was yours? I was wondering where the extra shipment came from!
@CxwardlyTiger Right, you wouldn't know about that Taiga lady, huh?
Taiga Fujimura. She's a teacher from the city I got summoned in. At some point she got a little carried away with the sticker printer.
People were fightin' over the lil' stamps kids get on their homework for a job well done.
@tohsaka_txt You are like a little baby. Watch this.
[DODGES THE INEVITABILITY OF HIS OWN DEMISE]