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Hooray for the @NationalTheatre, who are putting #Frankenstein online tonight as part of #NationalTheatreAtHome. To celebrate, here are a couple of Victor/Creature combos for your dramatic delectation.
Sail into the weekend like Napoleon in Ingres's 1853 painting The Apotheosis of Napoleon. Buck-ass nude except for a strategically placed blanket, hands on your rod and ball, surrounded by imaginary angel ladies and being given epic side-eye by your own judgemental horses.
Ready for the 7pm #Merlin tweetalong with @vlavla? #Merlin511 is the hashtag to follow – or mute, if you're not into the whole attractive-men-in-chain-mail thing. (In which case, you do you.)
Cheers to @russelldavies63 and everyone, what a delightful way to spend 45 minutes! #TripOfALifetime
Looking forward to the #DoctorWho rewatch of Rose tonight at 7pm? I certainly am. #TripOfALifetime
Self-isolating with Mary Magdalene: a not-entirely-accurate art-historical guide.
Step 1: Get dressed, stick to a daily routine and start working from home.
If you missed tonight's festive re-run of #TheGoodLife Christmas special, fret not – it's now on BBC iPlayer: https://t.co/KvuaQOuaSH And we all know what that means, don't we...
@bigfinish @mark_bonnar Happy birthday to @mark_bonnar - all Eleven of him!
According to legend, St John the Evangelist was challenged to drink from a poison chalice, but God turned the poison into a snake that slithered away. In art, however, the snake is often shown casually hanging out in the chalice, probably hoping for MORE BOOZE. #CrowleyIsThatYou?