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If you win a contest for the tallest Christmas tree…
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What do you call two octopuses that look exactly alike?
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What did the naughty soccer player get for Christmas?
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“Guitars. Have more of them, you must.” — Yoda, probably
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Did you hear about Humpty Dumpty’s disappointing Winter?
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