//=time() ?>
Where do monsters get their cookies? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Where do ghosts go for vacation? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Why did the spider get glasses? #DadJokeOfTheDay
The #Clippy we all need
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? #DadJokeOfTheDay
What do you call a tombstone typo? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Take your pick :D
How can you tell a zombie is vegan? #DadJokeOfTheDay
I don’t always tell dad jokes… #DadJokeOfTheDay
What is “E.T.” short for? #DadJokeOfTheDay