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Opportunities update!
Maybe it's okay to lie to your dubiously stable co-workers when you're trapped in a spaceship with them
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Oh right and Opportunities updated!
This is what I see in my head every time someone asks me "How's it going?"
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Opportunities update!
Things work a little differently in space
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Opportunities update!
Sara is taking no prisoners—Wait, that's not right... Sara is taking YOUR prisoner today, on Opportunities
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Opportunities update!
Well this is awkward
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Opportunities update!
There's all these humans in space and we dunno how they got there but we wanna be there too!
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Opportunities update!
Jack continues to lie with great confidence, everyone carries on as usual
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Opportunities update!
You know what else humans do? References as a stand-in for humor. They can't get enough of that shit.
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Opportunities update!
We have a good talk about humans like there aren't any in the room
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Opportunities update!
I forgot to tweet about the update and Rex forgot why Jack is in his living room
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