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Jack wants to know what's in the food
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Sorry, Jack, it still isn't a dream
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Padont decides Jack should probably just sleep it off
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Jack continues to be obliviously speciesist and get manhandled on the regular
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Jack demonstrating that witty banter we've come to expect from him.
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Chapter-long action sequences have consequences... For some people.
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Jack wakes up in the strangest places
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This has been the smooch intermission, we now return you to your regularly scheduled sadness programming
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Secret panel! Secret panel! Through the castle!
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Just a little dramatic irony and shoving corpses around today
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