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they’re holding each other at gunpoint and Nanoha is like TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS OR I SHOOT
“if you don’t let me be kind to you I’m gonna kill you” all right Nanoha you’re at an 11 right now maybe dial it back to an 8
don't look now Kyoya but you are completely surrounded
AJSKDLFDSKL I am so happy to learn that Sonheim has a major national holiday to celebrate the concept of fair wages, complete with a folkloric figure who all children love. Merry Szelanyanatt everyone
Staff your security agency with former improv teens who will commit to the bit even when the lines have been compromised. IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN.
“what, your culture doesn’t trust an unarmed man?”
“what, yours DOES?!?!?!”
You’re telling me this whole game is a sinister government plot to stop Thorn from going to Broadway?
ajskdlfj;dslfksa the secret to global peace is to stay in your lane and not know anything
Cymbeline may be a great lawyer, but not necessarily great sister. A 400 year age gap will do that. Luckily Violet has her found family to fulfill the TRUE meaning of siblings, which is bonding over trashy musicals and never giving each other a break
baby army! baby army! baby army! baby army! it would be unethical but it would be so cute!