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Robot that’s programmed to know when to cut its losses
Gee Broadway how come your mom lets you defeat TWO robots singlehandedly?
LOVE it when a bumbling comic relief who likes food gets the chance to remind you that they are not to be fucked with
Kale: I hope you don't think of me only as a fellow trauma patient.... but also
Thorn: as a friend?
Kale: as someone who lives in the same apartment complex as you
this is true: the best way to learn a new language is to constantly binge the target language’s trashy tv
Thorn: Was anyone gonna tell me you were bilingual, or was I just supposed to watch you hold a fluent conversation in sign language myself?
I’M A LUXURY...
...FEW CAN AFFORD
(NO BUT LIKE LITERALLY)
Leif: Sonheim is the greatest country in the world. It's an honor to serve my glorious nation
Thorn: Y'all have legalized slavery but ok
you "like" "me"? unrealistic. blocked
[feat. the omnipresent looming specter of the compulsion mechanism]