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she's coming quick teach me how to say "your books lack nuance, which borders on irresponsible when you consider the size of your platform and the real-world implications of your unrealistic portrayal; that said, I can't understate how enjoyable I found your writing style"
Nasturtium and Thorn: HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW NON-MONSTER HUNTER? I HOPE YOU HAVE HAD A WONDERFUL EVENING OF NORMAL ACTIVITIES THAT DON'T INCLUDE THE DEATH OF ANY SUPERNATURAL CREATURES
I AM NOT ABOVE ADMITTING THAT I WAS APRIL FOOL’D........
HAHAHAHA I am 100% here for "cinderella but it's one size fits all"
YES TRANS SECRET AGENTS WHO USE THEIR IDENTITY FOR ESPIONAGE
“the stock market” is a mythical entity in this reality too
paranormal romance genre but it's all pro-vampire propaganda because all the major publishing houses are in the pocket of Big Vampire
"Linguists Love Them!" is the new "Dermatologists Hate Her!"
CARRIAGE BUMPER STICKERS..... THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
sure would be a shame if an assassin showed up at our sick party. anyway cereal is canon confirmed