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SO tempted to put “vampire apologist” in my display name right now
Glad to see Rowan providing representation for "willing to alienate everyone I know for the sake of being right" culture AND his roommate who is exactly the same, but majored in literature
I have angered the plumbing spirits by leaving my dishes to "soak" in the kitchen sink for 6 days. I can only hope they will show mercy when the time for punishment comes
LMAO I LOVE THIS SEQUENCE
Nuriko: (slap) STOP BEING SO KIND TO ME
Miaka: (slap) FUCK YOU I’LL NEVER STOP. IN FACT IM GOING TO DOUBLE DOWN ON BEING KIND. HERE, TAKE THIS NEAT ROCK I FOUND TODAY. I’LL TOTALLY WINGMAN FOR YOU WITH THAT GUY YOU LIKE TOO. YOU BITCH
Tamahome: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON A BRAVE FACE. NOBODY CAN EXPECT YOU TO BE STRONG ALL THE TIME. YOU. ARE. VALID.
Miaka: I just said I wish I had a washing machine???
Happy birthday Michiru Kaioh and a very merry Pisces season to us all.
to be a magical girl is to suddenly be aware that you are a thinking thing, piloting a fragile spongy meat vehicle that never stops decomposing
You have angered the juice gods and now you have to pay for your juice crimes
“great work! how did you defeat him?”
“don’t worry about it”
“is that liquid nitrog–”
“I SAID DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT”
THE BRAID. THE BRAID WAS TIED WITH PAPER. THE BRAID SAVED YOMIKO. TENDERNESS WINS Y'ALL