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Really enjoying this reimagined fairy tale “Cinderella but she kicks fucking ASS!!”
(raises hand) maybe stop pouring cherry Kool-Aid powder into the world’s oceans?
YOUR WARTIME SITUATION ROOM IS THREE FORMER FASHION MODELS AND FOUR CHILDREN
Me (a perfectly round bird orb) staring down the encroaching darkness as if daring it to come for me
"as far as war crimes go, i think it should get bonus points for creativity"
This is absolutely brilliant….. looking right into the security camera and saying "EVERYTHING IS NORMAL NO INFORMATION HERE" while passing a message that says "the octopus crime was an inside job"
hanging out with your friend who’s slightly shorter than you
"we're all going to IHOP do you want anything"
"yeah can you pick me up that really strong energy potion?"
"Ahh yes a Splashberry"
The upper social class is LITERALLY untouchable!!