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Ann, popping up out of nowhere like a conscience: see the one in the skintight turtleneck? he’s cute right? can you leave the internal organs on the INSIDE of that one?
NegaCreep: (sigh) If I MUST
Mr. Serena’s Dad was like “maybe the fire extinguisher will work on something that’s not fire if I say an action hero one-liner before it???” It was a valiant effort, sir, but ultimately in vain.
Sammy: Saving your father from aliens? It's just a Guy Thing. You wouldn't understand.
Darien: Sorry Serena but it's in the Bro Code: if another dude is going to face down an extraterrestrial threat with only his fists, then you need to have his back no matter what.
Sammy: my dad is trapped in the room with the monster!
Darien, gravely: then I will be your dad now
Sammy: oh, no. he’s not DEAD he just needs some backup
Darien: oh. sorry. I just kind of assumed
Darien: oh god I just expressed sincere concern. if I don't follow it up with something mildly rude, she might think I......... you know.......... care
I just rented the Earth movie "The Shining" from the Earth store "Best Buy" to learn some new hip Earth lingo
Sammy’s positive role models are all strong women. congratulations on singlehandedly defeating toxic masculinity Sammy
Luna: I love all the Sailor Scouts equally!
Luna, earlier that day: I don’t care for Serena
Luna, glancing over her shoulder and through the fourth wall like "Fleabag": save me
This is a matter of life and death. That's why I'm going through all our junk mail looking for promo flyers for local businesses