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Darien: listen our first kiss wasn’t particularly special to me–
Serena: !
Darien: –because EVERY kiss we share is special!!!!!!
Serena, crying: Nice save but I’m still going to kick your ass on principle
Amy, with an unconscious body on the bed and a pane of shattered glass behind her: I think we can turn this into a learning opportunity
dammit, the bisexuality bubbles are back. get outta here, bubbles!
Serena, choking back tears: I diagnose you with Horny On Main. It's terminal
Lot of pressure to put on a guy named “Michael”
Like... There's literally no other way to interpret this scene other than "they killed Brad," right? I have no choice but to assume that's what happened?
and what about cousins, Amara? can you tell us about how cousins kiss? what kind of kiss means cousins?
Cloverway dub editors: we wanted to add a flashback sequence here, but there’s literally no video footage of Michelle behaving in a heterosexual way. pretend that’s Brad, okay? We know it’s Darien but please pretend it’s Brad.
get you someone who looks at you the same way Serena looks at both Amara and Michelle