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@Mr_K_Teacher @TeresaCremin This is GENIUS! The second you said it, it makes perfect sense! 👍🏻🙌🏽👏🏼
After three days of plumbers, I’m now left without a toilet for the weekend 🤦🏻♂️
I’m going to come knocking on all your doors looking for corners to pee and poop in 💃🏽
#Poopetrator
I’ve got the plumbers in today for the THIRD time this week.
That is not a euphemism...
#IHateDIY #DripDripDrop
@StevenLenton @tormalore @jackdraws @gingermog @wriggleplum @stevemaythe1st @Waterstones My money’s on...
I just sat down in the very quiet @BrightonWstones cafe to write, opened my laptop, and the documentary about Egon Schiele that I was halfway through watching starts playing and loudly proclaims “MASTURBATION AND PORNOGRAPHY!” at full volume across the entire room.
Yep...
To celebrate today’s publication of
⭐️The Nothing To See Here Hotel⭐️
SEA-ing IS BELIEVING! here’s a little bit of hotel trivia for you...
Nancy may be an Orkney Brittle-Back, but her name derives from the West-African trickster god of knowledge and stories, Anansi.
#NTSHHtrivia
To celebrate today’s publication of
⭐️The Nothing To See Here Hotel⭐️
SEA-ing IS BELIEVING! here’s a little bit of hotel trivia for you...
In early stages, #DameEdna was a huge inspiration for @StevenLenton’s illustrations of Nancy the Orkney Brittleback Spider.
#NTSHHTrivia
SKELL-O-PHONE KEYS AT THE READY!!
⭐️The Nothing To See Here Hotel⭐️
🧜🏾♀️SEA-ing IS BELIEVING!🧜🏻♂️
is out in bookshops tomorrow!!
I’m so excited to share part three of the series with everyone. You’re all invited to the Bottom-of-the-Sea Ball 💃🏽
A huge THANK YOU to @chrisriddell50 and @NickSharratt1 for your kind quotes on the of SEA-ing IS BELIEVING! cover. You’re both always welcome at the Nothing To See Here Hotel.
Pop by anytime and cool your carbuncles in the mud-spa 👍🏻