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Assignment 53 - Oh my gosh! An actually fun game! It's a basic Mario platformer, but the spritework is nice and the controls are fairly tight. It get's dull quickly, but hey it's not Advert Attack. This'll be the new standard for rating games. 5/10
Armada - Multiplayer only, but there's not exactly a large playerbase for Armada. It's...it's just othello. Dunno/10
Advert Attack - Literally the sort of game you make in a game maker tutorial. Click go to make the ship go. If a kid made this I'd be impressed but I know it was a team of adults. At least the endscreen sums up Neopets pretty well. 0/10
200m Peanut Dash - Think the google chrome dinosaur game, except you're chasing a falling item and there's a three second delay when you hit jump. You can do some sicknasty flips, not that it really does much. Very simple, very dull. 2/10
I went to bed at 9pm and now it's 3am and I'm still wide awake. Guess it's time to pull an all-nighter. And what better way to occupy myself until morning than to review EVERY GAME IN THE NEOPETS GAME ROOM.
Me on Greeter: La la la~ Uh oh! Those diddly darn thieves are up to no good again! Aw shucks.
Me on Self-Serve: Oh goodness! I wish I had an extra set of arms and eyes!
Me on Checkouts:
Nintendo: Raid battle with up to 4 players to take down powerful Pokemon TOGETHER.
Simone: