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1826) Wormbot. Has turned into a worm to see whether you'd still love it if it's a Wormbot.
1802) Transwrongsbot. Listen, validation and love is all very well, but at some point things get bad enough that action is required as a matter of simple survival. It's time to protect trans rights by doing some trans wrongs.
1797) Biblicallyaccuratebot. Matches the descriptions of robots given in the Robobible.
1790) Christmasyettocomebot. The Spiritbot stood among the graves, and pointed down to One. Scroogebot advanced towards it trembling. The Phantombot was exactly as it had been, but it dreaded that it saw new meaning in its solemn shape. #ABotmasCarol
1786) Christmaspastbot. From the crown of its head there sprung a bright clear jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller moments, a great extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm. #ABotmasCarol
1780) Grottobot. Cave pal. A rare small robot that varies its precise purpose on a geographic basis. Northern Finland or the Arctic? Housing a bearded folkloric seasonal gift-giver. California? Housing blonde women and creepy, dressing gown-clad pornographers.
1778) Whambot. Plays you the video for the 1984 Wham! single "Last Christmas".
1777) Yulebot. It's Yule! That's like Christmas but more old-fashioned, and for some reason it's associated with logs. So here is a robot that is that.
1762) Gerrymanderedbot. Has been divided up in a way that seems counterintuitive.