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1020) Relativisticbot. Is being accelerated towards appreciable fractions of light speed.
929) Eldritchbot. Spacebot investigates an unknown radiation signal in the cold void of space and there it finds, drifting and quiescent, a vast and terrible being, a slumbering star-god of unfathomable antiquity which now turns its malign indifference towards this mote of life.
Bigwitchbot: is just too big, but the correct amount of witchy #spookybots 🧙♀️🤖
Bloodbot: brings you blood if what it is you want is some blood #spookybots 🧛♂️🤖
568) Bibot. Swings into action to correct misconceptions about bisexuality. No, it's not a phase. Yes, you're "still bi" in a monogamous relationship. No, it doesn't exclude gender-non-conforming people. Then swings away again. (Requestbot from @stillicides)