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brain poisoned in an exact way where seeing rook's mouth in Rolled Out always makes me think of this
and in another "because i know my audience" followup pitch for a game: one of the main playable characters in Eiyuden Chronicle: Rising is Garoo, a gruff kangaroo mercenary with an enormously thick sword about as tall as he is.
DYS ($PWYW!) - a roguelite dungeon crawler that brings fresh, wild vitality and style to a classic format. fight your way through space jail as classes ranging from Riot Queen to Wedding Ninja to Brain Wizard! reincarnate, mutate, ESCAPE DYS! https://t.co/JlMszHHuYv
as an additional pitch for the game, and because i know my audience, one of the new characters added in Wild Guns Reloaded is Doris. Doris fucking rules.
my extremely specific art commission service "i can't draw worth a hill of beans but gimme 20 bucks and i can make something look old and shitty as hell on purpose"
MOUTH SWEET ($PWYW!) - a short, tense horror title, where you have to survive invisible beasts - while also doing the shit (and bizarre) work at your latest temp job.
the boss knows the halls are filled with bloodthirsty beasts.
he also doesn't care. https://t.co/6Z1s6Jbt43
like sure, why not. call desert child a simulator. anything that gets desert child into more people's hands, including lying, i'm for.
adding "rouge the bat" to list of "video game characters who can make a beret actually work", alongside jill valentine and the ramarl class from phantasy star online