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#trickortreat Is it too cold for an ice lolly?
Drunken monkey with tail on fire (it happens!)
Apparently it's #Friyay - happy weekend kids (drink sensibly!)
Remember to save water & share your bathwater kids!
#TheApprentice - new contestants revealed!
As it's #RecycleWeek here's a gratuitous piece of work from a few years back 'cos I felt like it you lucky people!
It's #NationalQuietDay - SHHHHHHHH!
#ReadABookDay maybe read a @PenguinUKBooks book? (see what I did there?)
#PositiveTwitterDay
Happy 10th birthday cat!